Easy to use website analytics
Respectful of privacy laws out of the box. No cookie banners, GDPR, CCPA or PECR to worry about.
No 30 menus with 10 sub-menus here
Easy to understand dashboard
Thirsty Scientist might be thirsty for all that juicy data, but we like to keep things simple. Just one screen to see exactly how your website is performing.
No cookie banners to worry about
Privacy-focused from the start
Digital privacy comes first. Other analytics tools are free, which means – you’re the product. We never sell your data or collect any personal information. So no cookie banners, GDPR, CCPA or PECR to worry about.
Everything is real time
Every report in Thirsty Scientist is up-to-minute real time.
Bypass ad-blockers
Get the full picture of who’s visiting your site without invading anyone’s privacy.
No bots or referrer spam
Our bot detection and blocking is one of the best in the business.
Heatmaps
No need to install a 3rd party plugin to vies heatmaps, Thirsty Scientists got you covered.
Uptime Monitoring
Receive instant alerts when your website goes offline.
Tweet viewer
No more t.co in referrers, we show you the actual tweet that sent you traffic.
$14
/Month
Up to 100,000 monthly page views
- Up to 100 sites
- Uptime monitoring
- No cookie banners required
- Privacy law compliance
$24
/Month
Up to 200,000 monthly page views
- Up to 100 sites
- Uptime monitoring
- No cookie banners required
- Privacy law compliance
- Unlimited email reports
$59
/Month
Up to 1,000,000 monthly page views
- Up to 100 sites
- Uptime monitoring
- No cookie banners required
- Privacy law compliance
- Unlimited email reports
- Forever data retention
I value my time and my website visitors right to privacy. That’s why we switched to Thirsty Scientist. Also, it’s a joy to use – it’s simple, speedy and accurate.
MARK RILEY
Creative Director at Almanack
Wow, what a breath of fresh air. I love what Thirsty Scientist stands for and how simple it is. It gives me everything I want to know about my site’s performance.
WILLIE WALTERS
Cofounder of RobotsSearch