Easy to use website analytics

Respectful of privacy laws out of the box. No cookie banners, GDPR, CCPA or PECR to worry about.

No 30 menus with 10 sub-menus here

Easy to understand dashboard

Thirsty Scientist might be thirsty for all that juicy data, but we like to keep things simple. Just one screen to see exactly how your website is performing.

No cookie banners to worry about

Privacy-focused from the start

Digital privacy comes first. Other analytics tools are free, which means – you’re the product. We never sell your data or collect any personal information. So no cookie banners, GDPR, CCPA or PECR to worry about.

Everything is real time

Every report in Thirsty Scientist is up-to-minute real time.

Bypass ad-blockers

Get the full picture of who’s visiting your site without invading anyone’s privacy.

No bots or referrer spam

Our bot detection and blocking is one of the best in the business.

Heatmaps

No need to install a 3rd party plugin to vies heatmaps, Thirsty Scientists got you covered.

Uptime Monitoring

Receive instant alerts when your website goes offline.

Tweet viewer

No more t.co in referrers, we show you the actual tweet that sent you traffic.

$14

/Month

Up to 100,000 monthly page views
  • Up to 100 sites
  • Uptime monitoring
  • No cookie banners required
  • Privacy law compliance

$24

/Month

Up to 200,000 monthly page views
  • Up to 100 sites
  • Uptime monitoring
  • No cookie banners required
  • Privacy law compliance
  • Unlimited email reports

$59

/Month

Up to 1,000,000 monthly page views
  • Up to 100 sites
  • Uptime monitoring
  • No cookie banners required
  • Privacy law compliance
  • Unlimited email reports
  • Forever data retention

I value my time and my website visitors right to privacy. That’s why we switched to Thirsty Scientist. Also, it’s a joy to use – it’s simple, speedy and accurate.

MARK RILEY

Creative Director at Almanack

Wow, what a breath of fresh air. I love what Thirsty Scientist stands for and how simple it is. It gives me everything I want to know about my site’s performance.

WILLIE WALTERS

Cofounder of RobotsSearch